When I hear the word sex offender it makes me think of a sex defender like some guy who defends our right to have sex. Like he goes to gay pride parades and he yells things like "let them bang". He goes around bars and clubs passing out condoms so people can get laid. Hangs out in comic book shops to help nerds loose their virginity. He's like a superhero and purity rings are like his kryptonite. He's like " no abstinence my only weakness" " quick someone take your pants off"
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