A businessman goes to a brothel...

He asks the madam for an unconventional experience as he frequently uses prostitutes, and the whole process has become stale.

Twelve women come out, and the madam walks down the line explaining the fetishes they cater to. After each one, the businessman becomes increasingly annoyed, as there is nothing new for him to experience.

The madam dismisses the prostitutes and asks the businessman to follow her into a room that appears to be the madam's. She tells him that she has an idea, and removes her glass eye and lays down on the bed. At first the businessman is disgusted, but he decides to give it a go.

What follows is the best sex the businessman has ever had. He asks the madam if the next time he's in town they can do that again. She says, "I'll keep an eye out for you."

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