Helpline Agent: "G'day mate, Aussie help line ere, what's the problem cobber?
Guy: "I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up"
Helpline Agent: "Ah bummer mate!"
Guy: "Cheers mate, I hadn't thought of that, bye!"
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