"Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland"
"I'm from Ireland too! Get this man a drink"
The second man asks
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"I'm from Leinster"
"I'm from Leinster too! Get THIS man a drink"
"Where in Leinster are you from?"
"I'm from Dublin"
"No fucking way! I'm from Dublin too! Get this man ANOTHER drink!"
"Where did you go to school?"
"I went to St. Andrews"
"NO FUCKING WAY! I went to St. Andrews too!"
A man at the other end of the bar is sitting there, mouth open in amazement. The bartender walks over and says,
"Don't mind them, it's just the O'Shaunessy twins getting drunk again"
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