AUBURN SEASON TICKETS


Auburn University has announced that they will be offering season tickets to
attend the trials of their football players since most of them have cases
pending before the Lee County Circuit Court.
This package may be purchased in conjunction with regular season tickets to
football games. Limited seating is available in the Lee County Courthouse so
place your orders in advance.
Please, no wagering on the outcome of the trials. Alcoholic beverages are not
allowed in Jordan-Hare Stadium or Lee County Courthouse. Seat cushions are
welcome, however, please refrain from bringing shakers (pom-poms) into the
courtroom. People shouting "WAAAAAAARRRRR EEAAAGLE" during the trials will be
removed by the bailiff. Tailgating is encouraged.
The Tiger Walk will take place from the Lee County Jail to the courtroom, led
by Head Coach Tommy Tubberville. DON'T WORRY! THE PLAYERS WILL BE IN ORANGE!

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