At the inauguration:

President George H.W. and Barbara Bush: "I wish it was Jeb."
Jeb Bush: "I wish it was me."
Al Gore: "I wish it was me."
Bill Clinton: "I wish it was me."
Hillary Clinton: "I wish it was me."
Dick Cheney: "It is me!"
George W. "What? The speech? You mean the one about the tax cut? The other
one? Where am I?"
Democrats: "How could the Republicans be so stupid?"
Stupid Republicans: "Why weren't the Democrats bi-partisan enough to have
conceded the election in July? This speaks ill of them."
Nader supporters: "He's just like Gore... only worse."
Nader: "I can't tell the difference. Oh, wait! Stop there! These contacts are
much better. There! There's the difference! Thanks, doc!"
Tipper: "I wish Al wasn't so bald."
Buchanan: "A Texan president! They're letting all of the foreigners in!"
Colin Powell: "Secretary of State is almost like being president. Look at the
influence of Christopher Warren! Look at it!"
Gerald Ford: "And they called me 'stupid!'"
President Reagan: "Nancy, he's Bonzo's son, right?"
Gorbachev, Jr.: "Now is the time to strike!"
This really makes me wish I was a talented comic strip maker.