Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft

With Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft running the country, George W. Bush found
himself without anything to do, so he decided to paint the Oval Office.
After spending the day on the phone with Madame Cleo, Laura Bush enters the
office in the late afternoon to find George lying on the floor in a pool of
sweat. She notices that George was wearing both a fur-lined parka and the
London Fog Overcoat she had bought him for Christmas. She asks what he is
doing.
He replies that he wanted to prove that he could be useful and he wanted to do
it by painting the room.
Laura tells him that she is impressed at the good job he had done, but what's
with wearing the two coats?
George replies that he was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said, ''FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!''