Walks right up to the clerk and starts to explain his issue. "See, I'm into bondage and S&M games. I specifically like a lot of pain. Now, I've tried everything, straps, motorized solutions, whips, nails and many other things but nothing really seems to hit the threshold anymore. So what do you recommend that would really crank up my pain levels? Something that would really hurt?"
The clerk thinks just a second and says "Well, we don't have anything more extreme in the store but you should really think about joining the Bernie Sanders campaign"
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