At a Campsite a Woman Goes into the Woods To Take A Pee

As she is doing her business she startles a nearby armadillo. The startled armadillo jumps and instead of running away runs through the woman's legs towards the campsite. The woman finishes and goes back to the campsite to her campmates saying, "You missed it, an armadillo just ran past here" the woman replies, "I don't think I missed it, my aim was pretty good!"

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