Bill Clinton went jogging one morning and came upon the Washington monument.
He said, "George, what should I do?� After a few seconds George replied,
"Abolish the IRS and start over�. Bill thought about this for a few seconds and
continued jogging Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial and stopped. He
said, "Tom, what should I do?" After a few seconds Tom replied, "Abolish
welfare and start over�. Bill continued jogging after thinking about this and
came upon the Lincoln Memorial. He said, "Abe, what should I do?" After a few
seconds Abe replied, "Why don't you take the night off and go to the theater?"
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