Then he went on to create everything else: the vegetation, the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, the land animals, and, finally, he created the first man, Adam. And he looked over his creation and saw that it was good. Except for Adam. He saw that Adam was lonely, because of all the lifeforms God created, none were good enough to keep Adam company (bestiality wasn't invented yet). So, God came to Adam and said, "Alright Adam, I can give you a deal: I can create a partner for you that you'll absolutely love. She'll cook for you, clean for you, do your laundry, and she'll be beautiful and she'll give you the best sex you could ever imagine."
Adam thinks for a second, then asks, "How much is this going to cost me?"
God says, "I'm going to have to be honest with you: it's going to cost an arm and a leg."
So Adam says, "What can I get for a rib?"
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