sneaky gambler


a lady walks into a bank to deposit $20,000. the president of
the bank says "if u don't mind me asking, where did you get all
of this money."the lady says"i gamble, i make bets". the banker
then asks "well what kind of bet would you make me?" the lady
says"i bet you $10,000 that this time next week your balls will
be square." the man says "my balls, square!? you've got a bet
ma'am."
for the next few days the banker checks himself everyday to be
sure that his balls weren't turning square. on the week from the
day he see's the woman walking down the street and checks
himself one last time and they were still round. well the woman
walks in with a man and the banker says "my balls are not square
i win the bet." the lady says "well if you don't mind i would
like to check myself i mean it is an awful lot of money."the man
says "i guess your right"and drops his pants and tells her to
feel them. the man the women walked in with starts to bang his
head against the wall. the banker says "what is wrong with your
friend"the women says "thats my accountant and i bet him $20,000
that today i would be holding the president of the bank by the
balls!"

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