As mad as I have been at my boyfriend, I still have never demeaned the size of his penis...

You know why I...

Because OJ will kill you

I was just...

It's not like Germans to get gas emissions wrong.

Hard Math Problem

Knock knock? Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna figure this out?

A man walks into...

One day, a bartender put up a sign on his door that read "If you can make my...

The guys were all...

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he...

Sign in hotels

Signs from hotels and from around the world: In a Tokyo hotel: Is...

I made a joke. I...

I think I sprained both my wrists

Damn, girl! Is...

...You conceited bitch!

The chicks cry Rap

One night a guy was driving in the woods until his car broke down.He was...

I got stung by a...

Charged me £8.00 for a jar of honey...