As heard on the bayou..

After a Saturday night of drinking, Thibodeaux heads to the local cat house for some companionship. He is walking around checking out the ladies when he spots Boudreaux's wife Marie, in a sexy negligee talking to a potential client.
Not wanting to be seen, he hurriedly leaves the building.

The next day Boudreaux done passes by Thibodeaux's house and finds him depressed.
"What's wrong with you Thib? You seem sad."
"I can't tell you Boudreaux", came his reply.
"Oh man you can tell me anyting Thib; we done known each other since grade school."

"Okay, Marie is a prostitute! I done saw her at the cat house last night!"

"Aw Thib, she ain't no prostitute. She only goes in on Saturdays. She's a substitute."

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