An atom. We are only about 2 metres bigger than an atom, but about 12,472 kilometres smaller than the Earth!
[Inspiration for this joke.](http://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/2hqkku/am_i_as_a_human_closer_in_size_to_the_earth_or_an/)
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