Guy goes to have sex with his wife

She pulls down her pants and takes off her underwear and the husband says, "Honey I don't know how to say this but you're cunt is huge."

"Fuck you, you asshole!" She says. Pulls up her underwear, rolls over, and goes to sleep upset.

The next day she thinks about it more and more. She finally decides she'll go to gyno just to make sure the husband's wrong.

The gynecologist asks, "So what seems to be the problem?"

"My husband says I have a huge cunt."

"Well put your feet on the stirrups and let's have a look see."

The wife puts her feet on the stirrups and spreads her legs.

"Holy shit." "Holy shit." says the gynecologist

Totally dejected the woman says "Well you don't have to say it twice!"

"I didn't say it twice, that was echo!"

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