A citizen orders a Trabant car. The salesman tells him to come back to pick it up in nine years. The customer asks: "Shall I come back in the morning or in the evening then?"
"You're joking, aren't you?"
"No, not at all. It's just that I need to know whether the plumber can come at 3pm or not."
(Credit to anonymous)
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