One rainy day she was in bed with her Boyfriend when she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
'OMG - hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window.'
Guy: 'It's raining out there!'
Lady: 'If my husband catches us, he'll kill us!.
He jumps out of the window!
As he ran down the street in rain, he discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's marathon. He started running along with the others, 300 of them.
After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. 'Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'
Another runner: 'Do you always run carrying clothes under your arm?'
'Oh, yes' guy answered. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and go home!'
3rd runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
'Nope..only when it's raining.'
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