An old man was driving downtown in his Bentley. He drove around for 45 minutes until he saw a spot on the side of the street. As the spot freed up another man in a Lamborghini slides in and takes it before the old man can. As the other drive stepped out of his vehicle, he looks at the old man and says: "You need to be fast to do that!". The old man takes a second and slams his Bentley into the Lambo, pushing it out of the spot. he then backs in and with a wrecked front end. With calm composure he steps out of his car and looks at the Lambo driver and says: "You need to be rich to do that!" and walks away.
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