A beautiful woman was being driven around when the car suddenly got a flat tire. The chauffeur opened the trunk and got the jack out, but he couldn't find the tire iron anywhere.
Still, he jacked up the car and tried everything he could to remove the tire. After 15 minutes of him getting nowhere, the woman rolled down the window and asked "Do you want a screwdriver?"
The chauffeur looked at her and smiled. "Might as well, can't get this damn tire off."
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