Apparently red hat came out and said that there were no more Linux kernels in development, that they have gone in every direction.

The Crist family...

The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck...

The NSA killed my...

Now I have to build a GNU one.

A zoo got some...

and after the exhibits were set up, the head zookeeper retired to his office...

What do you call...

A bewildebeest.

How to make...

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep...

Apparently red...

Apparently there's nothing GNU under the sun.

I bought a game...

So I installed it on GNU/Linux.

What song should...

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? Happy Birthday To...

The new zoo’s...

Unfortunately, the gnu arrives before the tile is installed in its cage....

No Gnus is Good Gnus

There was a family of gnus, and one day, Mr Gnu went out to get some food but...