and after the exhibits were set up, the head zookeeper retired to his office for some paperwork. After a bit, one of the new animals, a gnu, stuck its head in his office and beckoned for him to follow. Intrigued, the zookeeper followed as the wildebeast led him back to the enclosure, where two more were bullying a baby. Real /r/animalsbeingjerks stuff.
So, the zookeeper broke it up, separated the animals, wound up with a real long day. He gets home late and his wife asks, "How was your day dear?"
With a heavy sigh he replied, "Well, I've got good gnus and bad gnus."
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