A little boy called Max...

So Max is coming home from school and is looking for his mum to get lunch. "Mum, mum where are you I'm hungry", he is yelling, but no answer. Then he walks into first floor, where he notices strange noises from the parents bed room. So he is peaking into it and sees his father and mother having sex.
On the next day the father is coming home from work and is finding an apparently empty house. He is yelling:" Women, Women where are you I'm hungry!". But there is no answer, so he is walking into the first floor but there is nothing. Then he walks into the second floor, where he hears something in the attic, therefore he walks right up. Shocked he sees his own child having sex with the grandma so hes immediatly screaming: "What the heck are you doing Max??" He replies:" You fuck my mom, I fuck yours".

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