A man buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people that lie and decides to try it out at dinner
Man: son, where were you today?
Son: at school.
The robot slaps him.
Son: OKAY, I watched a dvd at my mates.
Man: which one?
Son: Kung fu panda 2.
The robot slaps him.
Son: OK! It was a porno.
Dad: What?! When I was your age I didnt even know what porn was.
The robot slaps him.
Mother: hahahaha, after all he is your son.
The robot slaps the mom.
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