A burglar breaks into a house and starts to look around the living room. He then hears a faint voice in the house that says "Jesus is watching" The burglar looks around but sees nothing. He then starts going toward the other side of the house and the voice was louder this time. "Jesus is watching!" He looks up and sees a parrot in a cage staring at him, and he asks "were you talking to me?" the parrot then says "Jesus is here!" the Burglar chuckles it off, but then hears a loud growling noise and as he turns around to see a massive dog bearing his teeth he hears the parrot once more "Meet Jesus"
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