Cheap Lunch


A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:


Cheese Sandwich: $1.50


Chicken Sandwich: $2.50


Hand Job: $10.00


Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive londes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.


"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"


"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"


"Yes", she purrs, "I am."


The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

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