Another little Timmy joke

Little Timmy is at home, waiting for his grandparents to come for Thanksgiving.

He's really bored, so he decides to go scare his mother. He sneaks into her bathroom and yells 'BOO'. Lipstick smears across her face as she jumps and she screams 'SHIT'.

Timmy looks at his mom and asks 'Mommy, what's shit?'

'Uhh, shit is makeup!'

'Ok mommy!'

Since scaring his mom was so fun, he decides to scare his dad. He sneaks to the kitchen and yells 'BOO'. Blood spatters as his dad's kitchen knife cuts his finger.

'FUCK!'

'Daddy, what's fuck?'

'Uhh,' His father looked around and saw the half carved turkey 'fuck is.. cutting!'

'Ok daddy'.

Dingdongdingdong. The grandparents are here. Timmy answers the door and says "Hello grandma and grandpa! Mommy's in the bathroom rubbing shit all over her face and daddy's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!'



This is in response to [this joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1b0sts/little_timmy_woke_up_one_morning_desperate_to_pee/). I said I'd post the version I heard, so here it is...