Thousand bucks!'

Jack and his friends were playing golf one Saturday. As they are getting ready
to tee off, a guy walks up and asks if he can join them. The friends look at
each other, look at the guy and say, 'Sure.' About two holes into the game, the
friends get curious about what the guy does for a living. So they ask him. The
stranger tells them he's a hitman. They all laugh. The guy says, 'No really, I
am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a
look at it if you like.' So Jack decides to check it out. He opens the bag and,
sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge scope attached. Jack gets all excited
and says, 'WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?' The hit man
replies, 'Sure.' So Jack looks and says, 'YEAH! You can see my house! I can even
see through the windows into my bedroom. There's my wife. Wait, there's my next
door neighbor! And he's naked too!' This really upsets Jack so he asks how much
it would be for a hit. The hitman replies, 'I get $1000 every time I pull the
trigger.' Jack responds, '$1000? Well, OK, I want two hits. I want you to shoot
my wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it.
Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for screwing around
with my wife.' The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope. He's
looking for about five minutes until finally Jack starts to get really impatient
and asks, 'What are you waiting for? The hitman replies, 'Relax..... I'm about
to save you a thousand bucks!'