Andy: Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row. Doctor: Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible. Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.
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