I accidentally rear ended a car stopped at an intersection this morning. I was surprised when it was a little person that exited the driver seat and as he approached my window he yelled "I'm not Happy!". So I politely asked him which one of the 7 dwarfs he was then? ...And that's when the fight started.
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