He is reading some papers that are spread on the kitchen table, then declares gravely:
\- This month we don't have enough to pay the mortgage, pay the bills and buy food.
\- Oh dear, what can we do?
\- I am thinking about something that could help, maybe... It's something you could do but... I don't know if you...
\- Tell me dear, don't be afraid. We've been together for so long!
\- Let's say tonight we take the car, I drop you off the corner of that street, you... well... do that kind of profession... and then tomorrow morning I come to take you home... No wait forget about it, like I never mentioned it.
She caresses his hand and says:
\- Well, I understand we're in a tough spot, I will try tonight and see how it goes. I don't know anything about doing that kind of job but I will try. Don't worry. Even if I go with other men, if it's OK with you... we will always be together.
He nods and thanks her.
Then she dresses up and takes the purse, they take the car, he drops her off at the corner and drives home.
He doesn't sleep well, worried about her wife and what she's doing. In the morning he takes the car and drives up to the corner. While he's driving he feels guilty about what he made her do and is worried that something bad happened. But then he sees her from a distance, and when she sees her husband's car she smiles, waves and runs happily towards him. She jumps in the car and he says:
\- Hey, are you OK? You look happy...
\- Oh dear, it's great! We made 201 dollars tonight!
\- 201 dollars? And who gave you one dollar?
\- Everybody!
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