that as he was nailed to the cross and raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body he looked down wearily at his 12 apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath said unto them. . . . . .
Don’t touch my fucking Easter eggs I’ll be back on Monday.
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