A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to The Unknown Soldier. At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg. The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name. The resident replied, As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something.
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