A beautiful woman walks into a bar

She yells' "who can give me nine inches and make it hurt?"
No one raised their hands so I said, " I can".
She looked at me and told me, "are you sure because if you can't I'll kill you." And she showed me her gun.
So I fucked her three times and punched her in the stomach.

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