One day a Marine decides to see the doc about a rash he has.
"Doc I was out in town a few weeks ago and well, I think I need to get checked out."
"What's going on?"
"Every now and then I get this weird orange rash on my shaft. It's just kinda comes and goes."
"Oh. That sounds serious. I mean we will probably have to get you some penicillin and a few other things to take care of it. You said it comes and goes? About how often?
"It's weird, it only comes around when I eat Cheetos and watch porn."
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