Last date


A man is taking a woman home after their first date.


When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.


"Absolutely not", the woman says. "I never ask a guy to come in on the first date."


"All right then", the man replies, "how about on the last date?"


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

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