A guy goes to the doctor and says " Doc my pecker has turned orange."The doctor takes a look and says "I've never seen anything like this before. We'll have to run some tests to see if you have been poisoned or something. Where do you work a chemical plant?"The guy answers "No. As a matter of fact I've been out of work for a couple of months now, and I've just been sitting around the house watching pornos and eating cheetos."
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