...doctor comes in and says "Alright, I'm going to need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample from you." "HUH?" the old man inquires, looking to his wife. "HE NEEDS SAMPLES OF YOUR URINE, STOOL, AND SEMEN!" she says more loudly. "WHAT?" the old man asks, cupping his ear with his hand. The wife then asks the doctor for a pen and paper. She writes for a moment then hands her husband a note "Just give the doctor your underwear!"
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