...and asks him:
"Doctor, will I live for at least ten more years?"
"Do you smoke?" asks the doctor
"No, sir."
"Do you drink alcohol?"
"Not at all."
"Do you spend a lot of time under the hot sun? For example playing sports, gardening or walking the dog."
"No, doctor. I barely go outside"
"Do you go to parties?"
"No. I hate parties."
"Then why the Hell do you even care?"
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