An old trucker rolls in to a truck stop in El paso. He finds the manager of the restaurant there and tells him "Here's a hundred dollar bill. I want the ugliest woman you can find to serve me a burnt bologna sandwich."
The manager says "Sir, for a hundred bucks we'll serve you the finest steak dinner we can whip up brought out to you by the finest woman in town".
The trucker says "I'm not here because I'm hungry, I'm here because I'm homesick".
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