Three men are sitting in a waiting room outside a delivery room in a hospital.
A nurse comes out of the delivery room and addresses the first man:
"Sir, your wife just gave birth to a beautiful and healthy set of quadruplets."
The man replies: "That's so amazing because I live in Four Corners, Montana, what are the odds?"
Another nurse comes out of the delivery room and addresses the second man:
"Sir, your wife just gave birth to a beautiful and healthy set of septuplets."
The man replies: "DUDEEEEE, I live in Seven Oaks, Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The two men look at the third, he looks back at them with a scared look on his face.
Suddenly the third man yells: "Let me out of this hell now!" and starts running towards the door.
The two men and the two nurses stop him and ask: "Sir, please stop. What's wrong?"
The third replies: "Please let me out!!!! NOWW!!!! I am from Twentynine Palms, California"
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