An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are talking about their wives.
The Englishman says, "When my wife swallows a cherry with a pit, everyone thinks she is pregnant. I don't want to say that she is starving; I just want to underscore, how carefully she watches her figure."
The Frenchman says, "My wife has seventeen lovers. I don't want to say that she is a whore; I just want to underscore that men find her irresistible."
The Russian says, "When I go off to work, I pinch my wife's behind; when I come back, it is still quivering. I don't want to say that she is fat; I just want to underscore that we have the shortest workday in the world."
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