An old man is sitting in his front porch...

And he sees a young boy skipping down the road with a few rolls of duct tape. He asks the boy, "hey kid! What are you doing with all that duct tape?"

"I'm gonna catch me some ducks" the boy answers.

"You dumb kid, you can't catch ducks with duct tape" the ol man replies. The boy skips off, and later that day the ol man sees him skipping in the opposite direction with a bunch of ducks tangled up in his duct tape. The old man says "well I'll be damned".

The next day, the same boy is skipping down the road with chicken wire. "Hey kid! What are you doing with all that chicken wire" the ol man asks.

"I'm gonna catch me some chickens" the boy answers.

"Stupid kid, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire". The boy skips off, and later that day the old man sees him skipping back in the other direction with a bunch of chickens tangled up in the wire. "Well I'll be damned" the ol man says.

The next day, the old man sees the boy skipping down the road with some pussy willows.

The old man says "hey kid! Wait up, let me get my hat!"