A guy frantically runs to the pet store on christmas eve and go's up to the owner-
Guy - I'm needing a puppy for my wife for christmas. I know I've left it late but can you please help!?
Store Owner - sorry son. your shit out of luck it being christmas eve n all, the cute pets are all gone.
Guy - Do you have anything left!?!?
Store Owner - Actually, sure. i got this African bullfrog out the back you should take a look at.
Guy - African bullfrog...wtf is she going to do with an African bullfrog?
Store Owner - Trust me
Shows the guy said bullfrog
Guy - Its ugly as shit. Her Christmas will be ruined
Store owner - trust me...go on stick your dick in its mouth.
Guy - ...
Shrugging the guy thinks why not and go's ahead. To his amazement the bullfrog sucks him like a dyson. easily the best oral sex he's had since college.
Guy - Dear lord...I'll take it!!!
Christmas morning comes and he hands his wife the gift wrapped box which she duly opens...
Wife - Oh thanks hone...WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!???
Guy - Its an African Bullfrog!
Wife - What am i supposed to do with an African Bullfrog
Guy - Teach it to cook then fuck off
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