He says 'Father, please I must tell you something!'
The Reverend tells him to proceed
'Six years ago my wife died and I've been pretty lonely. Tonight I had sex for hours for the first time since with four college students I met in a bar.'
'It is natural that you're feeling bad about sleeping with women who aren't your wife, it is okay for you to move on though.' The Reverend replies.
'Oh you don't understand Father, I'm not upset.'
'Then why are you telling me?'
'Trust me, Father. I'm telling everyone!'
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