Three nuns die in a car crash and next thing they know they look up to see St Peter, greeting them at the pearly gates. He looks at the first nun and tells her he is going to ask her a question regarding her religous beliefs, and if she answers correctly, she will be welcomed into heaven. He asks, "what was the name of the first man on earth?" She quickly answers "Adam." The pearly gates open up and St. Peter says, "welcome to heaven my child." The second nun steps up and again St. Peter has a question for her. "What was the name of the first woman on earth?" "Eve." she says. The pearly gates open up and St. Peter says, "welcome to heaven my child." The third nun step forward, but St. Peter has a tougher query in mind for her. "What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam for the first time?" The third nun stops and really starts thinking deeply. She walks around scratching her head, stroking her chin, and squinting her eyes. She is really thinking intently and says, "wow that's hard!" The pearly gates open up and St. Peter says, "welcome to heaven my child."
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