3 drunk men enter a taxi, and the driver notices how drunk they are, so he turn the engine on, and a few seconds later, turns it off agan.
"We've reched our destination" he says.
The first drunk pays the overall, the second says 'thank you,' but the third slaps the driver, who is shocked.
"CONTROL YOUR SPEED, BASTARD" and got out of the car.
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