she says she's not feeling well and wants to go home early.
Her coworker pulls her aside and says: "I'll tell you a little secret. Whenever I have a sore throat, I go home to my husband, give him a blowjob, and swallow it all. Works like magic every time!"
The next day, the girl bounces into the office, fully recovered.
"Well, did it work?"
"Yes, just like you said! It's amazing!
And by the way, I love the new drapes in your living room."
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