...got married to this guy Luca. On their wedding night, she was nervous, but her mother said, "Don't worry, he will be good to you."
So Sofia goes up to the bedroom and Luca takes off his shirt. Sofia runs downstairs and says to her mom, "Momma, Luca has a hairy chest." Her mother says, "Do not worry, go back upstairs."
Sofia goes back upstairs and Luca takes off his pants. Sofia runs downstairs and says to her mom, "Momma, Luca has hairy legs." Sofia's mom says "Do not worry, go back upstairs."
Sofia returns, and this time Luca takes off his shoes. She notices that the bottom part of his left foot is gone. Sofia runs downstairs and says to her mom, "Momma, Luca has a foot and a half." This time, Sofia's mom says, "Stay here and stir the pasta, this is a job for momma."
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