The doctor says "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news"
The man says "Give me the good news first doc"
The doctor replies "Well your ailment is so unique it is the first case ever seen and it gets a brand new disease name in the medical journals. Plus we'd like to photograph it."
The man says, "Jesus Christ!, what's it called and what's the bad news Doc?"
Doc says, "It's going to be called Microcockitis, and the bad news is your testicles are going to shrivel up to the size of raisins and your penis will wilt entirely and fall off."
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